*A SCREAM, in Sanzo's voice, but certainly not his usual tone.*

WHY AM I SANZO!?

...

Heeeey, this means he can't beat me up anymore, I have his fan AND his gun!

Sweet!

*LOUD stomach growl* ... Oh man, I'm so hungry...

This is... really weird. *mutters* At least my crown is still on... Stupid kappa better not make fun of me..!

S-Sanzooo? Oh man, I hope he's okay..! Uh.. are you around somewhere? Don't get squished or eaten, okay!? I'll find ya!

I made that list you wanted! I only listed the ones that tasted okay for you guys anyway. They're still pretty edible though, I checked! It's really long though, so...

( List of foods I found today! )

That's.. weird. I can't remember what I did this week...

Though for some reason I almost feel like I learned something. Huh...

Private to Gintoki, Hackable (but would you really care? srsly.)

Hey... Gin-nii. Did I miss something? I have this weird memory of hanging out with you this week...